Toasters that don't toast and bastards that aren't bastards. Relive the days before Tigers' opening day in episode two of nerdetroit (ner-day-twah), hardcore nerdery from Detroit. Tim reveals sordid details of his childhood that turned out to be really great childhood survival tactics, and another childhood revelation turns out to be an ok story 20 years later. We invent Civil War revisionist recreation, Eric learns what both RPG and LARP stand for, and we figure out if the Basterds really are Inglourious. Tim flexes his River Phoenix memory and Nathan didn't go to jail even if he should have. Two talls and a short. I made my own garb.