Haenke-bot 9000 (patent pending) is unveiled. We talk spoilers to The Good Wife, Doctor Who, The Sixth Sense, The Crying Game, Mrs. Doubtfire, Titanic, 300, Harry Potter and the finale of How I Met Your Mother. We even spoil… wait for it… THIS episode. Special Guest: Scott Sanford from the band Pewter Cub.
Michael looks to head up The Evening News. (Period)’s new investigative reporting division. Esther gives life saving keychain tips. Jess imagines a force to establish air supremacy over French Fries. Special Guest: Mark Sobolewski.
Jess makes a case for why bitter cold Michigan winters aren't too bad. Travis and Esther make a case for why Jess might be an outlier. Oh, and landsharks are loose in Orlando. Special guest: Loyd Digg.
Jess goes off on FDR. Andy reads a story about a Detroit Sasquatch sighting where the description sounds curiously LIKE ANDY FRENCH. Of course, Presidential slash fic comes up again. Special guest: Mat Richards.
The panel piles on the #SochiProblems, navigate the “homosexual/stealth jihad agenda” and learn a deadly way to get student loans forgiven. Our resident Theatre Arts major squares off against a Juris Doctor. Special guest: Mike DiLaura.